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English satire, Biggest WWII warrior and Sacrilege!

Greeks apologise with huge horse 15-05-12 THE nation of Greece said sorry to the European Union with a present of an enormous wooden horse. In theory these would still fit Left outside the European...

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The Front fell off!

THE FRONT FELL OFF On August 19th, 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil. Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament, appeared on a...

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In Memoriam: Benny Hill

Traffic signs in New Zealand destroyed by prostitutes performing stunts Dozens of traffic signs have been destroyed by prostitutes performing pole-dances in the street to attract clients, officials in...

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Get in the spirit!

How do you starve an Obama supporter?? It’s very simple, hide their food stamps under their work shoes!  

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Laugh but there is a message.

Guess what it is?

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When you vote remember the old man and Kroger.

One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, “I...

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12-12-12

Lucky 12-12-12! Demand for weddings and C-sections soar as brides and moms-to-be take advantage of last triple digit date for 100 years 12-12-12: AN AUSPICIOUS DATE Fourth generation Psychic Medium,...

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Gun Control Debate? Guide to Man-Talk, photos of pretty girls…

Feeling lazy today, this one is a throw-a-way… Man Talk A guide to man language………………. “I’M GOING FISHING” Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my...

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Canada draws the line

No safe haven in Canada!!! What was that he said?

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With a smile on my face…

Good’n Elderly Blogposts Currently Being Assaulted By Spammers: Tech Tock With Sippican Cottage How To: Excabulate Your Pondrefact …but I’m in the Tech Union of Reporters and Drudges, (TURD) and I’m...

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Thanks Theo, I needed a laugh.

Sound Familiar??​? Computer: Your password has expired. You must register a new one. User: Did anyone discover my password and hack my computer? Computer: Your password has expired. You must get a new...

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Tis the season to be merry.

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Not the Onion.

Dead AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work MOSCOW — Russia has announced funeral arrangements for Lt. Gen. Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47...

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Doug: Jonathan Winters on the Jack Paar show.

For us older folks…remember just how nuts-wacky and how good this guy was???    No Disgusting language either!….. Jonathan Winters Stick Jonathan Winters shows us why he was such a great comedian as he...

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Doug: What the daughter said

A man was telling his buddy “You won’t believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my...

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Doug: In the mail.

Very interesting data: CROW KILLS Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian...

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Doug: RIP, Phil…

Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead Punxsutawney Phil was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.  LYING LITTLE BASTARD!  John: The cause of Phil’s...

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Again I’m told to lighten up.

A local cafe (Hog’s Breath) has a sign painted on the window saying: Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and told that their mother has promised them a puppy. A mother and her young...

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Guest “ludwikawillis” : If Conservative Humor offends you…tough

Subject: Fwd: Beware if Conservative Humor Offends You   PURE GENIUS !   NOW, DO YOUR PART… PASS IT ON ! ! !

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There are no new jokes.

Rabbits………………. Leading drug companies have announced that White Rabbits will no longer be used in scientific experiments. Muslims will now be used instead. There are three reasons for this change… A...

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